|Cookie's bike is missing. Photo used without the kind permission of HMAN @ streetphire.co.uk|
Here's what to do if you see it:
1. Make a visual identification of the bike.
2. Check that Cookie is not riding it.
3. Act nonchalant and make no eye contact with the perpetrator.
4. Clothes line that motherfucker as he passes.
5. Stick the boot in.
6. Ride away triumphantly.
7. Call Cookie and give him the good news.
Keep your finger on the pulse and your eye on the street.